Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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