what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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