Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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