i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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