problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
