So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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