I just saw a hot homeless man
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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