And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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