Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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