i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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