I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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