i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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