Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
