i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
