I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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