I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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