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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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