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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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