Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am puke
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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