Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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