if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
foreskin is a definite game changer
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
