Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm always down for nudity.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
