I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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