Soap is not a condiment
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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