I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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