So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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