No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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