So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I would ride that face into the sunset
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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