And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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