its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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