I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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