Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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