This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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