I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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