toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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