even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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