nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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