I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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