Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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