i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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