her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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