I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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