I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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