While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
