As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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