Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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