Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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