is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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