Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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