let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
